Web Based Training

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 05/27/2016 at 16:56 • Filed to: partslopnik, worklopnik, stealerships

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The three dirtiest words a dealership employee will hear.

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Not bad for skipping half the modules as they were all sales related.... Stupid 2017 Pacifica.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Takuro Spirit 05/27/2016 at 17:02

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Choose the answer that is most correct:

Minivans are _______

1) Uncool

2) Cool in a retro way, utilitarian, stylish, a good value for money, safe, and practical

3) SUVs for poor soccer moms and men with penises too small to own an SUV.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Takuro Spirit 05/27/2016 at 17:05

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I used to hate those. I used to always get hung up on doing them at the end of the quarter because once I finished my initial training, I never consciously thought about them ever again...

Steve in Manhattan > Takuro Spirit 05/27/2016 at 17:09

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Nice work! And I wonder why they sacrificed the Town & Country name - it had cachet and the perception of quality. My sister has had two with very few problems on each.

Takuro Spirit > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2016 at 17:11

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They actually included a video of a “focus group” where a lady said “It looks like something a man who hates minivans would drive”.

I cried a bit.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Takuro Spirit 05/27/2016 at 17:14

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That's amazing.

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > Takuro Spirit 05/27/2016 at 17:26

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Ugh. Hours of my life I can never get back. And they didn’t even give me my certificate or Tiffany’s pin. Thanks for nothing Mercedes.

Takuro Spirit > Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy 05/27/2016 at 17:31

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Yeah we used to get nice gifts or money on a gift card.... now we get POINTS or a CERTIFICATE. Yay.

Sam > Takuro Spirit 05/27/2016 at 18:16

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It is one of the best looking minivans on the market right now, behind the Kia Sedona in brown.

shop-teacher > Takuro Spirit 05/27/2016 at 19:26

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Ugh, I have to do web based training every year. The same ones, over and over and over again.